In the midst of a fierce exam, a student falls asleep. Suddenly, the teacher yells, "Wake up, you sleepyhead!" The student, still half-asleep, replies, "I can't, my alarm's broken!" The teacher, amused, says, "I can fix that! Just answer these questions."
At a beach party, a man asks, "Why are there no mosquitoes here?" His friend replies, "Because they all swam to the other side of the beach!"
A student walks into class with a sandwich. The teacher, seeing it, asks, "What's in that sandwich?" The student replies, "I'm not sure, it's my 'guess what's inside' sandwich!"
During a job interview, a candidate is asked, "What's your greatest weakness?" He confidently answers, "I'm a perfectionist, I always want to do things perfectly, which can sometimes slow me down."
In a library, a boy whispers to his friend, "I'm hungry." The friend whispers back, "Me too! But if the librarian catches us, we'll be in trouble!" The boy whispers, "No worries, I'll just read a book on nutrition."
A teacher asks, "Why do chickens stop playing basketball?" A student answers, "Because they quacked out!"
At a wedding, the groom's best man jokes, "I knew he was the one when I saw him walking down the aisle. I thought, 'That's the guy I want to sit next to at the bar after the reception.'"
A man walks into a store and asks for a hat. The clerk says, "How do you want it to fit?" The man replies, "I want it to fit like a regular hat, but I also want it to be invisible."
In a driving class, the instructor asks, "What's the first thing you should do if your car breaks down on the road?" A student answers, "I'd call my mom, she's always been good with directions!"
A student writes a poem for English class. The teacher reads it and says, "That's beautiful, but it's not very long." The student responds, "I know, but I'm saving the best part for the applause."
A man buys a new pair of shoes and tries them on. He looks in the mirror and says, "I can't believe these shoes make me look taller!" His friend replies, "It's not the shoes, it's the pants you've grown out of!"
These humorous stories are perfect for anyone looking to improve their English while having a good laugh. With just 100 words, each tale captures a moment of wit and amusement, making language learning an enjoyable experience.