英语，作为一门国际通用语言，在我们的日常生活中扮演着重要的角色，学习英语的过程中，我们不仅要掌握语法、词汇，还需要学会运用幽默来调节心情，提高学习效率，就为大家带来十则英语幽默小故事，让你在轻松一笑中学习英语。
1、The Mouse and the Cheese
Once upon a time, there was a mouse who was very clever. He lived in a house and often stole food from the kitchen. One day, he found a big piece of cheese in the kitchen. The mouse thought, "This is the best cheese I've ever seen. I must save it for later." So, he took the cheese and put it in his hole.
After a few days, the mouse went back to get the cheese. But when he opened the hole, he found a cat sitting there. The cat said, "Hello, mouse. I've been waiting for you. I've eaten your cheese." The mouse was so sad that he cried, "Why didn't you tell me you were coming?" The cat said, "Because I thought you would never come back." The mouse replied, "But I came back for the cheese!"
2、The Elephant and the Man
A man was walking in the jungle when he saw an elephant. The man said to the elephant, "Hello, elephant. How are you?" The elephant replied, "I'm fine, thank you. But how are you?" The man said, "I'm fine too. But how do you know I'm fine?" The elephant said, "Because I'm an elephant and I can smell fear. If you were afraid, I would know."
3、The Teacher and the Student
A teacher asked a student, "What's the capital of France?" The student replied, "Paris." The teacher said, "That's right. Now, what's the capital of China?" The student thought for a moment and then said, "I don't know, but I can tell you that it's not Paris."
4、The Man and the Dog
A man bought a dog and brought him home. The man said to the dog, "I want you to fetch the newspaper every morning." The dog replied, "OK." The next morning, the man woke up and saw the dog sitting in front of him with the newspaper in his mouth. The man was so happy that he said, "Good boy, you did it!" The dog replied, "No problem. I thought it was a bone."
5、The Man and the Doctor
A man went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I have a problem. Every time I eat, I feel like I'm on a roller coaster." The doctor said, "That's not a problem. It's just your imagination." The man said, "But it's real. I feel like I'm flying through the air." The doctor said, "OK, I have a solution. Just stop eating."
6、The Man and the Computer
A man bought a new computer and brought it home. He said to his wife, "Look at this beautiful computer. It's so smart." His wife replied, "I don't think it's smart. It can't even turn itself on." The man said, "That's not true. It has a power button." His wife said, "No, it doesn't. It's just a big box." The man said, "But it's a computer." His wife said, "No, it's not. It's just a big box with a power button."
7、The Man and the Train
A man was waiting for a train. He saw a woman with a baby in her arms. The woman said, "Excuse me, sir. Can you hold the baby for a moment?" The man replied, "Sure, no problem." The woman handed the baby to the man. The man held the baby for a few minutes and then said, "Excuse me, but can you take the baby back now?" The woman replied, "I'm sorry, but the baby is mine."
8、The Man and the Hotel
A man checked into a hotel and asked the receptionist, "Do you have a room with a view?" The receptionist replied, "Yes, we have a room with a view. It's on the 10th floor." The man said, "Great! Can I see the view?" The receptionist replied, "Sure, just go up to the 10th floor and look out the window." The man went up to the 10th floor and looked out the window. He said, "This is not a view. It's a parking lot."
9、The Man and the Bank
A man went to the bank and said, "I want to open an account." The bank manager replied, "Sure, just fill out this form." The man filled out the form and gave it to the bank manager. The bank manager said, "Thank you. Now, please come back in two weeks." The man said, "Two weeks? Why so long?" The bank manager replied, "Because we need to check your credit history."
10、The Man and the Restaurant
A man went to a restaurant and ordered a meal. He said to the waiter, "Could you bring me some salt, please?" The waiter replied, "Sure, just wait a moment." The waiter went to the kitchen and came back with a big bag of salt. The man said, "That's not what I asked for. I just wanted a little bit of salt." The waiter replied, "But this is the restaurant. We have big bags of salt."
These ten English humorous stories not only make us laugh but also help us learn some useful vocabulary and expressions. Remember, laughter is the best medicine. So, let's enjoy these stories and improve our English in the process!