大家好！今天我要给大家分享一些英语笑话，保证让你笑到肚子疼！这些笑话短小精悍，语言幽默风趣，快来一起看看吧！
1、Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
科学家为什么不相信原子？
因为它们组成了一切！
2、What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
没有牙齿的熊叫什么？
果冻熊！
3、I asked my friend to help me with my homework. He said, "I can't do your homework, but I can do your nails!"
我让朋友帮我做作业，他说：“我不能帮你做作业，但我可以帮你做指甲！”
4、Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
稻草人为什么获奖了？
因为他在自己的领域里很出色！
5、Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
鸡蛋为什么不说笑话？
因为它们可能会笑裂！
6、Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
数学书为什么难过？
因为它有太多问题！
7、Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!
海鸥为什么飞越大海？
因为如果它们飞越海湾，它们就会变成百吉饼！
8、I can't understand why people are afraid of storms. All storms do is make everyone a little wet.
我无法理解为什么人们害怕暴风雨，暴风雨只是让每个人都稍微湿一点而已。
9、I told my friend I had a flat tire. He said, "You're lucky! At least it's not a bumpy ride!"
我告诉朋友我轮胎没气了，他说：“你真幸运！至少不是颠簸之旅！”
10、Why don't you ever see hippos in horror movies?
Because they're always afraid of being hunted!
为什么恐怖电影里从不见河马？
因为它们总是害怕被猎杀！
怎么样，这些笑话是不是让你捧腹大笑？快和你的朋友们分享吧！记得，快乐每一天，从分享笑话开始！