亲爱的读者们，笑一笑，十年少！我们就来为大家带来一场英语笑话的盛宴，精选100条简短而爆笑的笑话，让你在轻松愉快的氛围中提升英语水平，同时也能让你笑到肚子疼！准备好了吗？让我们开始吧！
1、Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
（为什么科学家不相信原子？因为它们组成了一切！）
2、I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
（我告诉我妻子她画眉毛画得太高了，她看起来很惊讶。）
Why? Because I said, "Why are your eyebrows so high? You're surprised!"
（为什么？因为我这么说：“你的眉毛为什么这么高？你很惊讶！”）
3、I just read a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
（我刚读了一本关于反重力的书，根本放不下！）
4、Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
（为什么稻草人赢得了奖项？因为他在自己的领域里非常杰出。）
5、I asked the gym instructor if I could join the skit team. He said, "Absolutely not! You'd be on the floor!"
（我问健身房教练我能不能加入即兴表演队，他说：“绝对不行！你会在地板上的！”）
6、I tried to catch a fly with a glass. But it flew away. Now I'm the proud owner of a new vase.
（我试图用玻璃杯捉一只苍蝇，但它飞走了，现在我成了新花瓶的骄傲主人。）
7、Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
（番茄为什么变红了？因为它看到了沙拉酱！）
8、Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
（为什么稻草人赢得了奖项？因为他在自己的领域里非常杰出。）
9、What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
（没有牙齿的熊叫什么？果冻熊！）
10、I bought some shoes from a kid. I don't know if they were new or used, but I got a great deal!
（我从一个小孩子那里买了一双鞋，我不知道它们是新的还是旧的，但我买了个好价钱！）
11、I asked the instructor, "How do I breathe underwater?" He replied, "Like a fish."
（我问教练：“我怎么在水下呼吸？”他回答：“像鱼一样。”）
12、Why did the student get an "F"? Because he tried to teach the teacher!
（为什么学生得了“F”？因为他试图教老师！）
13、I told my wife she looked great. She said, "Thanks, but I think you're lying."
（我告诉我妻子她看起来很棒，她说：“谢谢，但我认为你在撒谎。”）
14、Why did the coffee table go to the doctor? Because it hurt its leg!
（咖啡桌为什么去看医生？因为它伤了腿！）
15、I asked my wife if she could make me a sandwich. She said, "Sure, but you'll have to pay for the bread."
（我问我的妻子能不能给我做三明治，她说：“当然可以，但你得付面包的钱。”）
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86、I bought a dictionary for my wife. Now she thinks I know everything!
（我给我妻子买了一本字典，现在她认为我知道一切！）
87、I told my wife she was burning the toast. She said, "Well, it's not burning if you're not cooking it!"
（我告诉我妻子她在烧吐司，她说：“如果你不在做饭，那就不是在烧啊！”）
88、Why did the man throw his watch into the ocean? Because he wanted to see if it could swim!
（为什么这个人把他的手表扔进海洋？因为他想知道它能不能游泳！）
89、What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
（没有牙齿的熊叫什么？果冻熊！）
90、I tried to catch a fly with a glass. But it flew away. Now I'm the proud owner of a new vase.
（我试图用玻璃杯捉一只苍蝇，但它飞走了，现在我成了新花瓶的骄傲主人。）
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100、I asked my wife if she could make me a sandwich. She said, "Sure, but you'll have to pay for the bread."
（我问我的妻子能不能给我做三明治，她说：“当然可以，但你得付面包的钱。”）
就是我们的英语笑话大全爆笑100条，希望这些笑话能够给你带来欢乐，同时也让你的英语学习更加有趣，记得，笑一笑，健康又长寿！下次再见！