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Hilarious April Fool's Day Jokes in English: Short and Sweet

April Fool's Day, also known as April Fools' Day, is a day filled with laughter, pranks, and, of course, hilarious jokes. Here are some short and sweet English April Fool's Day jokes to brighten up your day!

1、Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

2、Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!

3、Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

4、What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

5、Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

6、Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

7、What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

8、What do you call a snowman that's afraid of everything? A scared snowman!

9、What do you call a ghost with a mustache? A ghostly stache!

10、Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

11、Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

12、What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

13、Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

14、Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

15、What do you call a ghost with a mustache? A ghostly stache!

16、Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!

17、Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!

18、Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

19、Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

20、What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Enjoy these short and sweet April Fool's Day jokes, and don't forget to share them with your friends and family to spread the laughter this April Fool's Day!