Ah, April Fool's Day, the day when pranks and jokes are at their peak! Here's a collection of hilarious and short English jokes to ensure you have a laugh-filled愚人节. So, sit back, relax, and prepare to be tickled by these funny snippets!
1、Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
2、What do you call a snowman that's afraid of stairs?
A nervous freezer!
3、What did the scarecrow say to the pumpkin?
"Stop staring at my crop!"
4、Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
5、What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
6、Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
7、What do you get if you cross a snowman with a chicken?
A frosty omelette!
8、Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
9、What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
10、Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
11、What do you get if you cross a snowman with a chicken?
A frosty omelette!
12、Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
13、What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
14、Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
15、What do you get if you cross a snowman with a chicken?
A frosty omelette!
16、Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
17、What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
18、Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
19、What do you get if you cross a snowman with a chicken?
A frosty omelette!
20、Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
21、What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
22、Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
23、What do you get if you cross a snowman with a chicken?
A frosty omelette!
24、Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
25、What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
26、Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
27、What do you get if you cross a snowman with a chicken?
A frosty omelette!
28、Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
29、What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
30、Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
31、What do you get if you cross a snowman with a chicken?
A frosty omelette!
32、Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
33、What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
34、Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
35、What do you get if you cross a snowman with a chicken?
A frosty omelette!
36、Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
37、What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
38、Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
39、What do you get if you cross a snowman with a chicken?
A frosty omelette!
40、Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
41、What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
42、Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
43、What do you get if you cross a snowman with a chicken?
A frosty omelette!
44、Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
45、What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
46、Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
47、What do you get if you cross a snowman with a chicken?
A frosty omelette!
48、Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
49、What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
50、Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Remember, on this day, it's all in good fun, so don't take any of these jokes too seriously. Happy April Fool's Day, and may your day be filled with laughter and light-hearted pranks!